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Brad, We talked on the phone yesterday and I checked out the website you gave me. You have great reviews and I would like to get together with you. I'm in Durham, just off 15/501, about 10 minutes from Chapel Hill. Daytime is best for me, Tuesday, Wednesday or Friday. I was in the Marines, love to fuck, suck and rim. Never been fucked and not sure I'm interested. That's the only thing we'd have to negotiate. You said you're a top but that you'd bottomed. I'd really be interested in that. I've never done escort but used to pay to fuck a super macho guy who played Lacrosse at NC State. You said you're going out to Palm Springs. You going to the Dirk Yates resort? I assume you know about him. From the looks of you, and your background, you should audition. Mike

Brad, Getting back late tonight but want to answer your email. You may really owe me for this. I should get a freebie because this could be a career change for you. Dirk Yates is one of the major figures in the male porn industry--really really big. He has been doing videos of Marines for years. He got started a long time ago in San Diego paying Marines to jack off on film, then such and fuck each other. Thousands of Marines and sailors over the years--mostly straight really great looking guys. He is a legend in the USMC. There was even a Department of Defense investigation about him. I heard about him when I was stationed in San Diego a long time ago. I knew lots of guys who got paid--"why whack off in the latrine for nothing when Dirk will give you a $100." My favorite line was a buddy who said, "I used to fuck sailors over the shitter on shipboard for zip. Dirk gave me $300 to fuck one on his velvet sofa." Some of my friends did films for him but I never did (though I was better looking and better hung) because this was way before "Don't ask, don't tell." This was back in "Don't even fucking think about it." Court Martial time! And I wanted to go to law school (UNC) when I got out. In any case, Dirk grew even bigger in the industry; he's now done probably a thousand films and launched a lot of guys into Falcon and other big studios. His major thing is discovering macho young guys--mostly Marines. I also know from guys who know him well that he is a very nice guy, and so is his major assistant. Dirk has become so successful that he now runs a resort in Palm Springs--it is where his major stars hang out and where big buck guys pick them up. My personal favorite is Rick Ritter, a sailor who has done about six flicks for Dirk and is absolutely gorgeous. He tricks for about what you want--so you better be good. Here is what I suggest: go on the Internet to www.dirkyateslive.com. I think it's $5 for 3 days. Do it! By the way, I have no financial interest in this and don't need the money (as you will find out when you come here and see my place). Check out the guys and check out his resort. Then go hang out--audition! I have not been so can't tell you about it, but if you're as good as you say, you have a chance of making the big time--if that's your interest. I always wondered what my life would have been as a porn star. My Cecil B. DeMille moment was poster boy for the Marines, posters in every recruit office in America--but that was long ago. If you want further info, come up Tuesday or Wednesday and I'll give you more info and some of Dirk's movies. Also an intro through friends--but check out his site first to see how real this is. But if that's not your interest, come anyway--I have friends at both State and UNC who could assist you in an admission. Or just come up for straight-on business, no strings attached--I'll just fuck your ass for the set price. According to your reviews, you're a fuck machine, but I have a hard time visioning a tennis player as a fuck machine. I played baseball. I see tennis players as bottoms. Mike

Brad, I enjoy your emails also. 1410 SAT huh? So what the fuck were you doing in the Army? I'm sure I was the smartest Marine ever, went to Duke and UNC Law, but I didn't get 1410. Of course, this was in the days Duke let dummies in. Still, with your scores, why waste time at UNC or State? And by the way, you will do much better this time around--scores go way up after a few years out of school. Wednesday could be a little iffy. I have to chair a meeting that starts at 7:30 pm. It's going to be a real cluster fuck involving two separate issues--race and the environment, subjects that people go ballistic on here. It may not end until way after 10. Evenings are not great for me anyway; I'm married. Very happily married with a dynamite wife. Yes, I Know, I know; I'm very bi and that's all there is to it. How about this? I'll give you my cell phone number and we can try to hook up Wednesday night. Perhaps we could meet in Durham--I assume you'll be staying here or at the airport (don't stay in Raleigh; traffic's a motherfucker in the morning, even at 6). My house is fifteen minutes from the airport. Have you logged onto Dirk Yates yet and gotten the info on the resort? If not, you can do it at my place, plus we could talk and whatever. Mike

Brad, Brad, You can get all the info you want on the resort by logging onto www.allworldsresort.com Accommodations, rates and dirty pixs too. One of the guys in the photos is a Marine who's starred in lots of Dirk's movies--the blond guy with the tattoos getting sucked and sucking. haven't been able to find stuff on his resort. Mike

"I know you deal with professional types who
obviously can afford a couple hundred bucks
to get off, and maybe get degraded a little."

The Price is Right!

Brad, I assume you have Internet access. Tap onto www.allworldsresort.com If you got 1410 SAT this should not be a problem. but I will tell you I am coming over only if it is because of business...ie, you are paying to bang Neither one of us is stupid. Of course I understand the reality and finances. You're not looking for a relationship and neither am I. We each have lives. I know you deal with professional types who obviously can afford a couple hundred bucks to get off, and maybe get degraded a little. Hey, I know a lot of guys like that myself. I understand we're in a client relationship and I'm paying for the services. No problem. If we get together, I'll pay for the time. what you would be TRYING to plow my ass with... Eight inches. Mike

Brad, I would not at all be surprised that people try to bargain with you, and if I felt it would do any good, I'd try it also. However, every body has to earn a buck, and when you sell your ass (or try to buy a piece of one) it's a seller's market. Not, however, in Okinawa where I was stationed once. There you could definitely barter a blow job and cunt down to a really reasonable fee. I have no idea what you've had up your ass, but I have a pretty good size dick and certainly know how to use it. However, since you live with a guy, I suspect you can handle anything. If you want to contact dirk or his assistant before you go out to the resort, email them at dirk@dirkyateslive.com or buzz@dirkyateslive.com Tell them you are a young hung stud from Ft. Bragg and would be interested in them having a look at you. Buzz handles the business and will probably get back in touch immediately. Now on to us: Are you coming up here Tuesday night to catch the a.m. flight? If you are, and don't plan to get here until late, and I might be in meetings until 10, that really won't leave you much time to rest for the trip. I can sleep in, but you can't. So I'll leave it up to you. You may want to try a later time; I'd hate to interfere with your travel plans. If I fuck you until after midnight, and you have to get up at 5, you may not be at your best for California. However, you're young and maybe can sleep on the plane. Let me know. Mike

Brad, Just in case you come up before your flight and want to get together, here's my cell phone number: (919) 423 8624 Didn't get an answer to my last email so don't know if you got it or whether you changed your mind when you contemplated an 8 inch cock up your ass. Mike

Brad, Now I'm confused. Are you coming up here tonight, or Thursday night? Your email is dated Wednesday and you say "tomorrow". My meeting is tonight. Email me or give me a call when you head up this way and we'll take it from there. If you're staying at the airport or nearby, I can give the soldier a send off. Mike

Hey guy: I was coming up that Wed night but time go away from me.....I have to be at the airport a 6AM...and since then back on base you can imagine how my life has been...SUCKY. I have been on guard duty every day...this weekend is my first back up in Raleigh since then... A pic of doing my new job (at least for another week) is attached...my apologies for not getting back to you sooner...I want to hook up with you soon....things on base have just been crazy and I haven't done ANY calls with ANY clients. I am in the middle in the photo, by the way. I am here in Raleigh until Tuesday... Thanks! Brad

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